As Gracie Opulanza, a connoisseur of the lavish and luxurious, let me share a rather cheeky comparison on the puzzling yet pertinent topic of dating safety: is it safer to date a bear than a man? It might sound like a wild comparison (pun intended!), but in a world where online personas can be as misleading as a chameleon’s colors, this exploration might just offer some unexpected insights.
The Great Outdoors versus The Great Online
Imagine you’re planning an opulent escape into the wild, where nature’s untamed beasts roam. There you are, face-to-face with a bear. Frightening? Absolutely. But, consider this: the bear wears no mask.
What you see is what you get—a creature driven by instinct, transparent in its intentions, whether for a honeycomb or a hearty meal.
Contrast this with navigating the labyrinth of online dating, where every profile could be a facade. Men, much like chameleons, can adapt their colors to suit the environment—or in this case, to match your likes and dislikes, mirroring your perfect partner until the mask falls away.
A Matter of Survival
Bears, those majestic creatures, follow a predictable pattern governed by nature. If you understand the rules of the wilderness, you stand a chance of survival. Stay out of their path during salmon spawning season, avoid coming between a mother and her cubs, and the great bear might just tip its hat (if it wore one) and let you pass unscathed.
In the jungle of human dating, however, the rules are not as clear-cut. A gentleman suitor might serenade you with sweet nothings today and ghost you faster than a magician’s disappearing act tomorrow. The unpredictability of human actions can sometimes feel more daunting than deciphering the moods of a wild bear.
The Thrill of the Chase
Now, let’s talk about the thrill—something I, as a lover of all things opulent, cannot ignore. The thrill of a bear chase? It’s raw, heart-pounding, and undeniably real. There’s an adrenaline rush in the sheer unpredictability of coming face-to-face with such raw power.
But what about the thrill of the human chase? The anticipation of a first date, the excitement of discovering shared passions, and the exhilaration of falling in love. It’s a different kind of thrill, fueled by emotional rather than physical adrenaline, yet equally captivating.
A Battle of Wits and Wiles
Engaging with a bear, one relies on primal instincts—run, hide, or climb. It’s straightforward, albeit terrifying. Engaging with a potential human partner? That’s where your wits and wiles come into play. Flirting is the game, and words are your playing pieces, moving about the chessboard of courtship in a dance as old as time itself.
The Safety Net
In the realm of safety, let’s not mince words. Physically, bears are undoubtedly more dangerous. No amount of luxurious pampering prepares you for a bear hug of the literal kind. Yet, emotionally and psychologically, the scars left by human relationships can run deep, invisible but indelible.
So, how do we protect our hearts and bodies in the dating world? The same way we would prepare for a bear encounter: with caution, awareness, and a healthy respect for the unknown.
A Toast to the Brave
To date a bear or to date a man? It’s a question of choosing your adventure. Whether facing the wilderness of nature or the wilderness of human emotions, both journeys require bravery, resilience, and a zest for life.
In closing, whether you choose to dance with bears or with bachelors, remember that the safest encounters are those approached with wisdom. Keep your wits about you, your pepper spray handy, and your heart guarded, but open to the adventures that await.
So, here’s to finding love—may it be wild, may it be wonderful, and above all, may it be wise!
Although it’s a bold assertion, there is truth in the thinking that there isn’t anything Tom Ford can’t turn his stylish hand to, be it fashion, films or, in this case, the best Tom Ford colognes.
While many designers have successfully established a presence in the world of scents – Saint Laurent, Jean-Paul Gaultier and Christian Dior among them – few have had the same impact in such a short space of time as the designer-turned-director-turned-all-round-modern-Renaissance-Man.
Far from a flash-, or rather a splash-, in-the-pan, the best Tom Ford fragrances for men are as impeccably edited as his own wardrobe, not to mention equally sharp, uncompromising and luxurious.
The Best Tom Ford Colognes
Best Overall Tom Ford Cologne: Patchouli Absolu
Patchouli has long been a mainstay of men’s fragrances thanks to its earthy aroma, but Tom Ford’s Private Blend interpretation rounds things out with touches of amber, musk, and leather, so you don’t smell like someone who’s just attended Woodstock.
“Like all of Ford’s fragrances, Patchouli Absolu is essentially genderless, but it smells particularly good on a man’s skin,” says Fairley. “On a woman, the creamy, suede-like notes emerge, but when men wear it, it’s the woodsiness that comes out.”
Top notes: Rosemary, Bay Leaf, and Moss. Middle notes: Patchouli, Nagarmotha, Cashmere wood, Guaic wood. Base notes: Musk, Amber, Leather, Tonka Bean.
With inspiration taken from the sparkling blue waters, cool breezes and lush foliage of the Mediterranean, it’s little wonder Tom Ford’s Neroli Portofino has become one of the best-selling Tom Ford perfumes for men.
A wonderfully fresh blend of Sicilian lemon, neroli, bergamot, lavender, and amber, the scent’s emphasis on uplifting citrus notes means it’s the perfect pick-me-up for travel, sport or those disappointing summer days when all you see are clouds. Think of it as sunshine in a bottle.
Top Notes: bergamot, mandarin orange, lemon, lavender, myrtle, rosemary and bitter orange. Middle Notes: range flower, jasmine, neroli and pitosporum. Base Notes: amber, ambrette and angelica.
Built around a whopping big violet floral note, this fragrance from 2012 starts off smelling powdery and spicy, owing to a combination of iris and black pepper, before maturing on the skin into something warm and creamy, thanks to its use of vanilla and amber.
As well as offering good longevity on the skin, the notes in Tom Ford Noir add up to an evening scent that’s worth having in any fragrance collection.
Top Notes: Violet, Pink Pepper, Caraway and Verbena. Middle Notes: Tuscan Iris, Bulgarian Rose, Black Pepper, Nutmeg, Geranium, and Clary Sage. Base Notes: Indonesian Patchouli Leaf, Civet, Leather, Opoponax, Benzoin, Vetiver, and Styrax.
“The original Black Orchid was a fragrance marketed at women, but men have fully embraced it,” says Gilbert. And it’s easy to see why with this summer version, which fuses floral notes of tuberose, lily and orchid with pink pepper, vanilla and patchouli.
Borrowing from or sharing fragrances with the fairer sex is nothing new, but it’s fair to say Tom Ford has made it not only acceptable but desirable. “I think that men could embrace any Tom Ford fragrance, but in I’m a particular fan of this one, which smells like a suntan.”
Top Notes: Bigarade, Pink Peppercorn, and Fresh Cypress. Middle Notes: Orchid, Spider Lily, and Tuberose. Base Notes: Vanilla Chestnut Cream and Patchouli.
One of the standout Tom Ford perfumes for men from the Private Blend Collection, Oud Wood takes one of perfumery’s most recognisable, yet polarising, ingredients – oud – and makes it accessible to all. It also makes it a daring spring choice.
Exotic and sensual without being overly rich or strong, its smokiness is tempered by citrus notes, cedarwood and patchouli. “Already something of a classic, Oud Wood is rich, lush and warm – everything you want from a men’s fragrance,” says Jaye.
Top Notes: Fresh Pepper and Oud. Middle Notes: Vanilla and Tonka Beans. Base Notes: Sandalwood and Cardamom.
Warm, spicy and, thanks to a huge dose of incense, Bois Morocain was originally launched in 2009 before vanishing off shelves only to reappear for a second shot at success in 2017.
With cypress, cedar and thuya (a wood found in Morocco), it smells like a cross between a hot, dry sauna and an old church pew – making it a perfect choice for the colder winter months. Quirky and demanding rather than straightforwardly appealing, but well worth a go.
Top Notes: Pink Pepper, Juniper, Black Pepper, and Bergamot. Middle Notes: Thuya Essence and Atlas Cedarwood. Base Notes: Vetiver, Sandalwood, and Patchouli.
Based around one of Tom Ford’s favourite notes, this contemporary interpretation of a classic vetiver cologne benefits from a tart, fresh, citrusy opening, which means it works just as well during the daytime as it does in the evening – especially in the fall.
“I absolutely love Grey Vetiver,” says Gilbert. “It’s zingy, clean, perfectly woodsy and very well-balanced.”
Top Notes: Iced Lemon, Grapefruit, Bergamot and Basil. Middle Notes: Orris, Orange Blossom, Sage and Artemisia. Base Notes: Vetiver, Oakmoss, Musk and Amber.
Loved by both men and women, Tom Ford’s punchy take on a traditional leather fragrance oozes sensuality with notes of saffron, black pepper, jasmine, tobacco and amber wood.
But it’s the unexpected addition of raspberry – a move that takes it in an unexpected direction and one that’s very ‘Tom Ford’ – that prevents Tuscan Leather from being just another animalic number. It’s potent stuff though, so be careful not to overspray.
Top Notes: Raspberry, Davana, Saffron and Thyme. Middle Notes: Woodsy Notes, Olibanum and Jasmine. Base Notes: Leather, Suede, Woody Notes, Animal notes and Amber.
Already 10 years old (which practically makes it a modern classic) this woody, spicy signature cologne is everything the best Tom Ford fragrance for men should be – sensual, heady and complex – but comes at a price most fans can afford.
The twist comes with the addition of Moroccan grapefruit flower – a precious ingredient hand-harvested from blossoms just three weeks a year – to top notes of ginger, tobacco leaf and bergamot.
Top Notes: Citrus, Spicy Ginger, Basil and Violet Leaf. Middle Notes: Orange, Grapefruit blossom, Spicy Black Pepper, and Tobacco. Base Notes: Leather, Vetiver, Cedar, Patchouli, and Amber.
Released at the end of 2017, this deliciously creamy, almost edible Tom Ford perfume blend of almond oil, tonka bean and clary sage provoked the kind of publicity most brands can only dream of.
“The fragrance isn’t as quite as fabulous as the name suggests,” says Jaye, “but it’s worth wearing just so you can say ‘Fucking Fabulous’ when somebody asks what scent you have on.” Somehow, we suspect nobody would love the reaction you’ll get more than Tom Ford himself.
The first Tom Ford cologne came in 2006, with the launch of Black Orchid – a scent that was aimed at women, but whose customers grew to be 30 per cent men. A little over 10 years on, the immaculately-dressed Texan now has over 40 individual, predominantly genderless, eau de parfums to his name.
Many were surprised that fragrance was one of Ford’s first proper solo ventures (his first menswear collection didn’t come until a year later, in 2007), but it turned out to be an inspired move and one that revealed his genuine love of the art form. He even once admitted during an interview that he believes cologne to be more important than clothes.
Much of the success of the bestselling Tom Ford colognes like Black Orchid, Noir and Oud Wood comes down to their sheer quality. “They’re distinctive, powerful and made to last,” says Marcus Jay, author of The Chic Geek’s: Fashion, Grooming and Style Guide for Men.
The fact that Tom Ford has never been afraid to play with unexpected combinations is important, too, whether that’s teaming raspberry with leather for Tuscan Leather, or smoky oud wood with a salty sea accord, as he did for Oud Minérale.
“As well as a common sense of opulence and richness, there’s a boldness to all his fragrances,” says Josephine Fairley, an award-winning journalist and co-founder of The Perfume Society. “There’s not a shrinking violet amongst them.”
The key ingredient in these fragrances, however, isn’t vetiver or vanilla, it’s Tom Ford’s own designer DNA. “He’s the absolute master of seduction and really understands the attraction and sex appeal of fragrance,” says Jaye.
The 56-year-old’s legendary perfectionism and eye for detail, meanwhile, ensures quality control. “It’s well known in the industry that he is incredibly hands-on with the development of his colognes, and I think that shows,” says Fairley. “At the end of the day, that’s why they’re considered ‘cool in a bottle’ and why Tom Ford isn’t just a style icon but a ‘scent icon’, too.”
The Collections
In an effort to cater to both luxury fragrance connoisseurs and casual buyers (not to mention all pocket depths), Tom Ford’s colognes are split into two distinct ranges: a premium Private Blend collection and a more accessible Signature line, in addition to several mini-groups within them.
Private Blend
Luxurious and experimental, Tom Ford’s Private Blend collection launched in 2007 and, in the designer’s own words, is his very own “personal scent laboratory”, where he can create original fragrances that are unconstrained by the conventions of mainstream scent-making.
“These fragrances are a little edgier, a little more challenging and generally more thought-provoking,” says Fairley. “Each fragrance begins with the extract from a single note such as amber, tobacco, black violet, leather or gardenia.”
Signature
If the Private Blend collection is a laboratory for Tom Ford’s wilder olfactory experiments, then his Signature collection is where the most successful of those experiments are honed and presented to the wider market.
Although more affordable than Private Blend colognes, fragrances like Tom Ford Extreme, Velvet Orchid and Grey Vetiver still have the integrity and complexity of their higher-priced counterparts. “Regardless of the collection, Tom Ford’s taste in fragrance is really good,” says Nick Gilbert from perfume consultancy firm Olfiction. “Every fragrance is well-constructed and perfectly polished.”
Noir
Bound by a common, evening-appropriate sensuality, the Noir collection currently features four key colognes: Noir, Noir Eau de Toilette, Noir Extreme and Noir Anthracite. Unusually, given that they share a name, these fragrances are distant cousins rather than brothers, with each one a different composition bearing little relation to each other.
The original Noir released in 2012 is warm and powdery, while the eau de toilette version is lighter and more citrusy. Noir Extreme is sweet, spicy and cakey, while the most recent, Noir Anthracite, is smoky and woody. To confuse things further, there’s also Noir de Noir – an earthy, spicy, rose Tom Ford perfume that falls under the Private Blend collection.
Portofino
Like Doctor Who, Tom Ford’s take on the classic eau de cologne, Neroli Portofino, exists in many incarnations and everyone has their favourite.
Neroli Portofino Acqua has a bitter, almost sporty edge, while Fleur de Portofino is more honeyed and floral. The original, however, should be every fragrance lover’s starting point. Comprising citrus fruits and aromatic herbs, it’s one of the best summer scents available and ideal for guys who like their colognes light, fresh and unobtrusive.
Oud
“The number of Tom Ford fragrances now available has expanded massively, but it’s the woods and oud fragrances that men most associate with him,” says Jaye.
Oud Wood, the star of the collection, has become so successful that it’s one of the few Ford colognes to boast its own ancillaries, including a body moisturiser, shower gel and beard oil. Also worth a sniff are Tobacco Oud (spicier and, as the name suggests, with a tobacco edge), Oud Fleur (floral, with plenty of rose) and the shouldn’t-work-but-does Oud Minérale, which combines the smoky wood with a salty marine accord.
It’s true that golf doesn’t have the most stylish of reputations. Argyle jumpers paired with shapeless slacks may cut a fine silhouette at the local British Legion, but these do little to represent modern menswear. Style ambassadors such as John Daly and Trainspotting’s Francis Begbie have done little to aid the cause. But this hasn’t always been the case.
Timeless classics such as the Harrington jacket were conceived as golf attire, while brands such as Lyle & Scott and Pringle of Scotland made their names at the tee. Back further still, knickerbockers and plus-fours were the mark of Victorian sporting sophistication – employing garish socks to show a flash of personality in an otherwise mundane outfit started long before City Boys adopted it.
Now, a new breed of brands are bringing golf attire up to date. Galvin Green, J.Lindeberg and Loro Piana are making a runway out of the fairway, using a range of fabrics that are weather-ready and cut in styles that allow a full range of movement, while still looking good.
Heritage fashion houses such as Dunhill Links produce seriously high-end lines using luxury fabrics, while the likes of Adidas and Nike make golf shoes that could easily keep a sneakerhead happy for 18 holes. Allow us to introduce you to a golfing wardrobe that keeps you in play both on and off the course.
Six Off The Tee: When Golf Attire Goes Wrong
Confusing ‘Loud’ With ‘Personality’
“Expressing yourself through style is to be applauded but embracing loud colours to get a reaction is not the way to go,” says style director Eric Down. “Keep it simple. Classic combos of white with black, grey or navy will always look sleek. If you want to introduce colour then keep it to two at most. You need to be able to see the flag; it does not need to see you on the tee box.”
White Belts
“This is the most common faux pas at the moment and has become the biggest talking point among golf style experts,” says Andy Coulter of golfing style website, Golfposer.com. “A player can be wearing the most stylish shirt, trouser and shoe combination but a horrendous white belt can ruin all that.” However, there are times when it can be acceptable. White belt with white trousers? Tick. White belt with white shirt. Tick. White belt with anything other than white trousers or a white shirt. Just don’t do it.
Thinking ‘Golf Style’ Is A Thing
“Most people have an idea of what they think that golf style should be. They get it wrong at this point,” says Jens Werner, creative director at J.Lindeberg. “Style is style. Your golf clothing should be good enough to wear in a social situation.” Do you prefer a slim-cut trouser in day-to-day life? Plenty of golf brands such as Ping offer this. Wide shoulders? FootJoy makes affordable ‘athletic’ fit golf polos that offer a more modern cut than the shapeless square shirts of old.
Overzealous Layering
“Many golfers get it wrong with the number of items they put on in the morning,” says Mats Lundqvist, creative director at Galvin Green. “Too many mix a range of fabrics that are not compatible in terms of breathability and they’ll end up hot and bothered no matter what the weather.” While manmade fabrics are now par for the course for their increased breathability and sweat-wicking properties, many don’t interact well with one another. If you’ve got a manmade fabric base layer or polo shirt, think about a natural yarn such as merino to overlay.
Don’t Treat Pieces As Separates
“Pay attention to how your outfit flows,” says Coulter. “Never wear pattern on pattern. Just because you have a beautiful argyle jumper and a pair of classic plaid trousers that you paid big money for, it does not mean that they’ll work together.” If your polo features an accent colour or flash of branding, match this in another area of your outfit, too. Black trousers, like black jeans off the course, are always a solid bet.
Label Loyalty
“Mix and match your brands,” says Coulter. “Just because you’ve got a Nike polo doesn’t mean you need the matching trousers. More and more of the pros mix it up: Sergio Garcia wears Adidas apparel but Callaway caps; Henrik Stenson pairs Boss athleisurewear with Footjoy shoes. This will only become more common as time moves on.”
Under-par Apparel
Cap
Golf has more headgear options than any other sport. The flat cap was popularised by golfers in the late 19th century for both warmth and its aesthetic appeal and has since spawned myriad millinery options for the style-conscious golfer. Baseball caps are industry standard and offer the most variety in terms of colour and branding.
We’d suggest going with white – it works with almost any outfit – and Titlelist offers huge range of coloured caps with a handy ball marker. Rocking a visor can pep up an otherwise understated outfit; just ask Luke Donald. But never, ever go for a SnapBack. It doesn’t work for Tony Finau and it certainly won’t for you.
Polo Shirt
“The most popular trend in recent years has been the introduction of running fabrics on the golf course,” says Coulter. “It’s made apparel far more breathable and comfortable – Puma’s Evoknit range does this extremely well.”
It’s here where you have the greatest range of colours and styles to play with. If you like an athletic-fit polo on a Friday night, there’s no reason why this shouldn’t be the same at the 19th hole. “We have re-interpreted our polos to work as well for golf as they do everyday activities,” says Werner of J.Lindeberg. “Technical, functional sportswear mixed with iconic fashion in modern cuts is the aim.”
Knit
While the traditional golf jumper has gone out of fashion with the current breed of professional players (they choose instead to garner warmth from baselayers), there’s still plenty to choose from for the club golfer. We’d advise against going for Ralph Lauren cardigan and tie combo that Justin Thomas wore at The Open in 2017 and instead keep it classic.
Kjus Golf uses high-quality merino wool for its knits, which is quick-drying, breathable and helps to regulate body temperature. For around £150 it’s a classic range that will never go out of fashion, unlike that jacquard number you invested in a decade ago, and it makes a great gift for someone who golfs.
Outerwear
This is where the price point can really start to rise. Jackets and shells imbued with Gore-Tex, cashmere and new-fangled waterproof materials can regularly tickle the £400 mark, but the very best are so breathable that they can be worn year-round.
“You need to find something where you can complete a full swing with zero restriction,” says Lundqvist of Galvin Green. Golfers’ swings are unique, so what might feel comfortable to one player may not work for another. Always try outerwear on in a golf shop that has clubs available so you can complete a full swing with the jacket on.
Trousers
“Slim-fit trousers are the most popular trend right now,” says Coulter. Certain brands are even introducing ‘ultra’ slim-fit legs to match the streetwear trend for thigh-hugging strides. “Rickie Fowler even made it okay to wear jogging bottoms on the course. While his own choice of apparel has become less edgy of late, we still love the athletic look that a pair of golf joggers provides.”
This does not give licence to go full Love Island. Your playing partner does not want to see what you had for breakfast.
Shoes
“The greatest evolution in golf footwear has been from players wearing spikes to spikeless,” says Tony Eccleston, general manager at Duca del Cosma, arguably the world’s most luxurious golf shoe brand. “Golfers have also demanded that their footwear be fit for play once out of the box, with no ‘wearing in’ period. They’ve also become lighter and more fashion-focused.”
The world’s best sneakers are also finding their way to the golf course. Adidas has shoes which look identical to Stan Smiths, Nike has Flynknit golf shoes and brands such as Duca has catwalk-grade brogues that look good enough to wear with a suit.
Accessories
From the glove your wear to your choice of balls and tees, when you’re lining up on the first for a corporate golf day, there will be at least a minute when all eyes are on you. The accoutrements are big business in golf so are well worth good and proper consideration.
Vice Golf has created a range of balls to suit players’ swing speed – anyone in the know will recognise this from the moment you tee it up. Pure leather gloves offer the most grip, but are poor in wet conditions. Always pick wooden tees in a colour that matches your glove. They guarantee a cleaner ball-strike, too.
Fore Ways To Wear It
Modern Athleisure
Every high-street sportswear label now has a golfing line that work perfectly for an impromptu round. Nike, Under Armour, Adidas and Puma are all great examples of type. “Make it comfortable and tailored and well put together, but also fun and daring,” says Jensen of J.Lindeberg . “Don’t look at fashions, just choose what you like. Mixing old classics with new, more progressive styles is bang on trend this season, but always make sure it’s a modern cut.”
Nike
Corporate Away Day Chic
Like it or loathe it, you’re going to be judged from the moment you meet in the clubhouse for cold bacon rolls and stewed coffee. Think about every element of your look just as you would your business-casual office uniform.
Bring a bootbag for your golf shoes and make sure your jacket for the post-round lunch is in a suit carrier. Keep it classic out on course – you don’t want to be that guy who cards 100+ wearing the rascal shirt your girlfriend got you for Christmas. Galvin Green, J.Lindeberg, Kjus, Adidas Porsche Design Sport, Hugo Boss and Ecco shoes are the brands to employ here. They use the most-modern cuts, subdued hues and the very best materials.
Hugo Boss
Contemporary Heritage
Some of the tour players pull off heritage style with aplomb, and it doesn’t involve knickerbockers and argyle socks. Instead, they sport neutral colours and allow the fit and interesting fabrics do the talking. Spanish maestro Seve Ballesteros managed this every time he walked on the course. In terms of brands, check out Dunhill Links, Pringle of Scotland and Ralph Lauren. They might cost more than you want to spend immediately but will stand the test of time. Just think of the cost per wear.
Dunhill Links
The Weekender Look
A golf day with friends is where you can really put your stamp on a look. You’re with people who won’t judge (any more than they already do) so open up those shoulders and put on a bit of a show. “One of our favourite colour combinations right now is black and orange,” says Coulter. “Introducing a pop of colour into an otherwise neutral outfit is a great idea and will make you stand out, without looking ridiculous.” Just channel Adam Scott and his great-value range for Uniqlo for inspiration.
Ted Baker
5 Golf Style Rules To Drive By
Rule 1: Block with classic colours. “White with black, grey, navy or tan will always look good,” says Down. “Don’t mix primary colours with pastels or neons – it’s headache inducing. The Queen wears bright colours so she can always be seen by the crowd. If you’re not Rory McIlroy, tone it down a notch.”
Rule 2: Keep it simple if splashing out. “Navy and blues tones are good right now,” says Lundqvist. “If you add a splash of bright colour such as yellow, orange, green or red to base trousers of black and navy, that will always work as a great combination. We’re working with pale yellow and blue a lot this season.”
Rule 3: Make a considered statement. “The easiest and most tasteful way to make an impact is through a funky, printed golf shirt,” says Coulter. “The micro print and graphic trend has really come into fruition this year and that has led to many stylish lines. Key brands to look for include Ted Baker which launched its golf apparel line last year, while Puma is another who has embraced the trend in typical loud and proud fashion.”
Rule 4: Invest in quality waterproofs. You will play your best golf if you’re feeling comfortable. This can’t happen when you’re wet through. A set of quality wet-weather gear will last decades and never go out of fashion. Galvin Green sets the bar for these. Its new Interface-1 top is designed to be worn on 95 rounds out of 100. It’s windproof, water repellent and extremely breathable.
Rule 5: Consider the cut and follow the leaderboard. “The shape of golf apparel has changed drastically in the past few years,” says Jensen. “We now produce much slimmer silhouettes that look far closer to fashion trends.” If you wouldn’t wear something out with friends on a weekend, don’t take it to the golf course. And if you’re struggling for inspiration, just follow the guys doing it best.
“Billy Horschel, who wears RLX golf clothing, always looks the part,” says Coulter. “Boss ambassadors Martin Kaymer and Henrik Stenson always do it well, Nike athletes Brooks Koepka, Tony Finau and Alex Noren look great while Puma’s Bryson DeChambeau is seriously underrated.” Though for cast-iron good looks with a splash of panache, channel Rory: “Nobody moves the style needle in the way that McIlroy can.”
Whether you’re rocking a short goatee or going full-on mountain man, beard grooming is going to be important. Whatever your beard style, not washing a beard can lead to dandruff, unhealthy skin, and an overall ratty appearance. If you want to live the beard life right, you need to pick the best beard wash and liven up that facial frock.
Couple your new beard wash with a great beard brush and some of the best beard conditioners for men (plus other supplements like beard oil if you want), and you’ve got a combo made in facial hair heaven. Don’t underestimate the power of a proper grooming routine; your face will thank you.
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This wash utilizes burdock root, nettle leaf, and aloe vera, three of nature’s best destroyers of dryness. These ingredients will soothe an inflamed scalp and help rebuild it as strong as possible. It has a sweet, floral smell that anyone can appreciate. Keep in mind, you don’t have to have coarse or afro-textured facial hair to buy this; it does amazing work on all dry beards.
Dandruff can be a bitch and a half. There’s no way around it. Take it from me, the driest face in Philadelphia. When a blizzard ensues every time you touch your beard, you need to take action, and Medicine Man’s itchy beard wash is here to help (we don’t mean some guy in the jungle).
The masterful mix of coconut, olive, hemp, jojoba, and lavender oil come together with vitamin E to form the Justice League of itchy beards (Avengers if you’re more of a Marvel guy). This is the best beard wash to rejuvenate the natural oils in your beard while exfoliating and shooing away dead skin.
Scent: Vanilla Rum |HairType: Most, Dry |Size: 8oz |Type: Liquid
Since their founding in 2014, Zeus has been building serious momentum. Currently, they sit near the top of the men’s grooming Mt. Olympus worldwide (reviews don’t lie) and are only getting more popular. Unsurprising, considering they do nearly everything all the best beard washes do but smell as sweet as possible doing it.
The vanilla rum scent is the tastiest smell I could find. It’s not strong enough to waft around the room but will leave you smelling deliciousness for the day. If you like sweet scents, this is probably the beard wash to go for. If sweets aren’t your thing, Zeus also has a sandalwood beard wash that smells just as amazing.
Scent: Citrus, Coconut, Rosemary |HairType: All |Size: 6oz |Type: Cream
If Zeus’s vanilla rum scent is too much for you, maybe consider something with a milder fragrance. Anthony conditioning beard wash might be just the smell you’re looking for. Even without the scent, it’s one of the best men’s beard washes in its own right, thanks to the botanical extracts, black currant oil, rosemary extract, and coconut oil.
The light citrus/coconut scent is the perfect scent to have lingering around your face all day. Anthony also clearly displays everything that isn’t in the beard wash (parabens, phthalates, GMOs, DEA, and triclosan), so it should be a great option for everyone but guys with the most sensitive skin.
Scent: Soapy (short-lived) |HairType: All | Size: 8.5oz |Type: Liquid
Even though Bluebeard was from a french fairy tale and not a real pirate at all (sorry, Bluebeard original), he’d probably have one nasty-ass beard if he was one. He’d probably need Bluebeard Extra Conditioning Beard wash. Yes, extra conditioning. If a regular 2-in-1 isn’t doing it for you, this probably will.
If your beard is stiff, stanky, itchy, tangly, or all of the above, this is the best beard wash to handle it. The mixture of aloe and lime is a vicious tag team that will smash even the most hardened beards into soft submission. If you have a facial birds-nest like Blackbeard (you know, the actual pirate) this will save it.
Scent: Unscented |HairType: All |Size: 8.5oz |Type: Liquid
Well, we already learned that Bluebeard wasn’t a pirate, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s the best beard shampoo for men who hate scents. It’s similar to the extra-conditioning version, just toned down a little.
It’ll still smooth, soften, moisturize, and unclog your pores, plus fight frizz and flakes. It even works great on all hair types. If scents aren’t your thing, you might have just found the best beard wash for guys like you.
Scent: Coconut |HairType: All |Size: 11oz |Type: Liquid
King C. Gillette is basically the fancy version of plain-old Gillette products. Just because you can find this brand in your local pharmacy doesn’t mean you should avoid it. Gillette didn’t get this far by sucking.
This is a gently cleansing beard and face wash, so it should be good for guys with sensitive skin. It takes care of all the basic beard and face requirements (i.e., moisturizing, softening, etc.), but isn’t exactly the best performing in all categories. It’s great for most guys, but if you have a particularly dry, knotty, troublesome beard you might want to look elsewhere.
This guide has 18 of the best beard shampoos on the market, but they don’t all help a beard grow. Most specialize in other areas (kind of what this guide is for). If you have a sad, patchy beard, or one that just won’t grow as fast as you want, maybe check out Gentleman’s Beard Beard Wash.
Fear no more, this is the best men’s beard wash formulated for hair growth (you probably put that together). The main ingredients are naturally sourced argan oil and aloe leaf extract, one of the most magical beard wash tag-teams around. They describe the scent as fresh, clean, and manly. Sounds good to me.
Scent: Tea Tree, Rosemary |HairType: All |Size: 8oz |Type: Liquid
If you need the best men’s beard wash that’s natural but not necessarily organic, Artnaturals has you covered. Their natural beard wash will soften, moisturize, and cleanse any beard while bulking up weak and thin manes. They do all that without help from sketchy ingredients no one can pronounce.
Its scent is pretty nice too. The tea tree and rosemary combination will leave you with a pleasant woody, fresh, and piney scent that will help you perk up in the morning but won’t follow you around all day. Not all natural beard washes perform this well, but this does its job and then some.
Scent: Delicate, Natural |HairType: All |Size: 8.5oz |Type: Liquid
If you have sensitive skin and found that beard washes only make things worse, you might want to try the best beard shampoo with all-organic ingredients. This will wash out all the BS from your beard, whether it’s dead skin, environmental pollutants, or scraps of food. And it’s a 2-in-1, so the conditioner will soften up a stiff beard nicely.
Thanks to the cold-pressed keratin and other natural oils, it’s a perfect organic wash for repairing hair. The infusions of important B vitamins do wonders for stimulating hair growth as well. When your only option is organic, Monster & Son might be the best men’s beard wash for you.
If you want to pick up a moisturizing shampoo, you might as well grab one that also promotes beard growth and fullness. Wild Willies has just that. It might not be the most well-known and isn’t my favorite scent, but it does the job it claims to do very well.
It’s loaded with caffeine and biotin, a combo that even some of the best beard shampoos don’t have. Those two additives will promote growth, soften, and of course, moisturize. If you have a troublesome, dry beard that’s also patchy and/or slow growing, you might want to give this powerful blend a try.
If you already have a big beard but haven’t been taking care of it properly, you might want to check this out. Even if you’re not raining dander, chances are it’s gotten pretty stiff and scraggly. When this happens, Cremo Cedar Forest Beard & Scruff Softener is there to fix it.
Before you shave it off in frustration, give this stuff a shot. It didn’t make the best men’s beard wash guide by not producing excellent results. It also claims to work in only 30 seconds. I can confirm this, but I’m also never really in that much of a rush. But for guys actually going to the office for work, this can be a real time saver.
Scent: Minty Fresh |HairType: Most |Size: 8oz |Type: Gel
If you’re going to make it to the national beard championships, you’re going to need the best of the best beard shampoo. If I’m going to recommend the best beard wash for styling, it has to be the one my own barber uses. Suavecito Cleansing and Styling Beard wash was specially formulated to not just clean and moisturize but make your beard easier to style.
Together, the tea tree oil and peppermint oil (among plenty of other ingredients) help create a more pliable beard than other washes. That way, you can do things like make your bird a birdcage out of your beard because that’s definitely every guy’s dream. You might not love the minty smell, but don’t worry, it won’t stick around for very long.
Scent: Orange Walnut |HairType: Balanced, Dry |Size: 5oz |Type: Bar
If taming your rampant growth is on the agenda, Tame the Wild has your back (or beard, rather). They made a beard wash in a good ol’ fashioned bar form because what’s easier than a bar of soap? Just rub this on your face, rinse it off, and you’re good to go.
This shea butter and coconut oil bar of goodness is great for camping. Hop in a creek, rub this on your hairy face, and continue living your mountain man dreams.
Scent: Sandalwood, Verbena Lime, & Vanilla Rum |HairType: All |Size: 1 / 2 / 8oz |Type: Liquid, Oil, & Balm
When it’s gift time for the bearded man in your life, a good set is always better than one lonely bottle. Zeus’s Beard Grooming kit is the best beard wash set of the bunch, and any man is nearly guaranteed to love it. If he has any problems with an oily, itchy, frizzy beard, this will leave him looking dapper in no time.
It comes with everything you need for a healthy beard. It comes with beard wash, beard conditioner, beard oil, and beard balm, all in a timeless sandalwood scent. Whether it’s a gift or for you, this is definitely the GOAT of beard kits. If sandalwood isn’t your vibe, there’s also a verbena lime and my favorite scent of all, vanilla rum (scroll up and check it out if you missed it).
It’s also the only beard wash kit with a perfect 5 Amazon stars. Not bad.
Of course, scent is an important factor when deciding on the best beard wash. You’re obviously going to want something that doesn’t make you gag, so think about what your favorite smells are before making a decision.
There are tons of scents for everyone, so don’t worry if you aren’t crazy about the first few you see. Eventually, you’ll find one (or five) you love.
Ingredients
Ingredients play a big role in how each beard wash affects your hair and face. All companies aim to use the best ingredients they can. Just watch out for what each ingredient is best at and make a decision from there. Some are better for dry skin, some are better for oily folks. If you haven’t already, scroll up and check out the guide.
Size
The size of the bottles is the last big important factor in figuring out the best men’s beard wash. Don’t feel pressured to buy big if you aren’t sure if you’ll like a certain brand yet. The best thing to do for some guys is to buy several small bottles, whether all at once or over time.
Once you decide on a favorite, you can buy your jumbo size. That said, if you want a jumbo bottle off the rip, then don’t let us stop you.
How often you wash your beard really depends on your skin type. Guys with oily skin might not need to wash it as much to avoid stripping all the natural oils. On the other hand, guys with dry skin will want to wash and use some products to help amplify the moisture and patch up funky hair follicles.
As a rule, you should at least rinse your beard with water once a day. That will keep it from getting disgusting, but it isn’t too hard on the skin for sensitive-skinned men.
Washing most beards is pretty simple. Just wet your beard in a warm shower, grab your product, and lightly apply a few drops to your palm. Apply it gently to your face and let it lather up nice and smooth. If you think going harder will help your dying beard, think again. As much as it seems like a good idea, don’t scratch or scrub.
Once you’ve got the wash worked in well, allow the lather to soak into your beard. After several minutes, wash it out (again, gently) and follow with one of the best beard balms or best beard oils for men.
Voila. You’re on your way to a happy, healthy, and flourishing beard.
The shower is one of the best places to wash a beard. The convenience is unmatched, and it’s easy to add it to your bathing routine. It’s also a solid spot to add some beard oil or beard balm, just be sure not to rinse those out until the end of the day or the next morning.
You can probably guess what happens if you don’t wash your beard. We’ll give you a hint: it’s disgusting. A beard can be one of the dirtiest spots on your body if you don’t take care of it, especially if you end up growing something Gandalf and Jason Mamoa would envy.
Unwashed beards will store dead skin, food particles, sleeping drool (we all know it happens), pollutants in the air, and whatever other nasty crap comes into contact with your face. And they might end up smelling nasty.
Just take care of your beards, guys. Everyone around you will thank you for it, and it’s always more comfortable having a clean, soft beard.
Far from one-size-fits-all, the wrong tie (in the wrong place, at the wrong time) can be just as bad for your look as any ill-fitting blazer. So it pays to know how to wear a tie (properly).
For instance, did you know that your body type dictates the ideal width of your neckwear? Or that not all textures will fly in the office? Or that the wrong pattern can make you look like a clown from The Apprentice?
No? Well, read on and find out exactly how you should be wearing the best ties and why doing so the right way is the easiest way to up your tailoring game.
Width And Length
Every well-dressed adult knows that one of the secrets of a good outfit is proportion. But while most know to pick a suit that matches their frame, it’s a rule that’s often forgotten when it comes to ties.
“Different tie widths suit different body shapes,” says Campbell Carey, creative director at Savile Row tailor Huntsman. “The correct tie should complement your suit and keep your outfit in proportion.”
This can be achieved by matching the width of your tie (and, by extension, your choice of tie knot) to the width of your lapels (slim for slim, wide for wide), which will already have been matched to your frame. Think of it like a sartorial Tetris.
“A broad man should consider a slightly wider tie [around three inches] to match his larger shoulders,” adds Carey. “Slim ties [usually around two inches] suit skinnier guys because it complements their [narrow] body type – just make sure your shirt collar is smaller in proportion, too.”
As for the length of your tie, let your trousers be the guide. “A tie should always hit the waistband of a trouser,” says Carey. “Any lower and it’ll get in the way, while too high looks cheap.” And no, a clip-on tie is not the answer.
Colour
Like most things hanging in your wardrobe, colour is a major factor when deciding on a tie to wear. It’s crucial to identify which hues work with your suit, your shirt, and also your skin tone.
The aim should always be for the tie to be at least one shade darker than the shirt it’s paired with, but it is possible to make the whole process easier by keeping a few classic options to hand.
“I’d always recommend sober, deeper shades [for ties] such as a blues or burgundy,” says Richard James design and brand director Toby Lamb. “Ties are a point of focus, so they’re immediately noticeable and people often judge your character by them.” No pressure, then. As for the shirt? “You can’t go wrong with crisp white, which makes for a perfect blank canvas to set your chosen tie upon.”
If you’re looking to start building a solid tie rotation, start with staple colours like navy and grey, which can be easily dressed up or down by your choice of shirt, then go beyond the normal by incorporating more saturated hues like green, yellow and red.
Key Pieces
Occasion
Knowing the occasion you are dressing for isn’t just a style rule, it’s a bona fide menswear commandment. Taking this into account with your tie can help avoid a cardinal sin.
“Different ties suit different occasions, and they’re subject to the same dress codes,” says Allyson Lewis, CEO of neckwear retailer The Tie Bar.
As a general rule, silk ties in block colours are the most formal – hence why they are often sported in boardrooms – and as such don’t lend themselves to much else than a suit.
In recent years, men looking to add a little sprezzatura to their tailoring have turned to knitted ties. Owing to their more narrow design and squared-off end, these are less formal – and therefore versatile enough to be worn casually under a cardigan or even leather jacket.
In the case of black tie, the right necktie to wear is none. This isn’t Hollywood, you’re not a rock star or a movie producer – put on a bow tie.
Key Pieces
Patterns And Prints
You only need to look at the sheer number of men wearing sneakers with their suits to see that tailoring is a more relaxed affair than it was a decade ago. That’s not to say we should disregard what’s worked for generations. It just means there’s more opportunity to experiment – especially with a tie.
“There are so many patterns, prints and textures to consider, but some combinations are easier than others,” says Hardy Amies senior designer Danny Ching. “[At first], stick to simple two-tone patterns like polka dots or stripes. These are much more muted in design, so are therefore easier to match with your shirt and tailoring.” You can also lessen the statement further by opting for a tonal look. For example, a navy suit, worn with a light blue shirt and a dark blue polka dot knitted tie.
For the more advanced dresser, “striped ties can be a great way of introducing colour, as there are always at least two shades to work with,” adds Ching. “Go for a muted base with a contrasting stripe to pop against classic tailoring.” So if you’re in your favourite navy two-piece, try a blue and yellow club tie.
Of course, it makes sense to swerve some patterns altogether. “A couple of trickier choices include tartans and paisleys,” says Ching. “Although they’re commonly seen in men’s accessories, the colour combinations make it tough to match, and they can be disastrous when clashed with other patterns in the outfit.”
It starts, like everything else, with Elvis Presley. Before the boy from Memphis first shimmied his way onstage, fashion and music were only connected in as much as artists had to wear something when they performed. After him, rock stars would be the biggest influence on what young people wore for the next half a century.
It wasn’t just Presley’s charisma that made music the primary channel for influencing – and defining – youth identity. Rock and roll – or, at least, his whiter, more sanitised, more marketable version of it – exploded into life at the same time as the concept of the teenager. In the ’50s, kids suddenly found themselves with leisure time, and with money. They spent both on music, and then, the clothes that their icons wore. As mass media collapsed the walls that locked people out of culture, young people started to define themselves less through class or locality. You were what you listened to, and you told people what you listened to through your wardrobe.
Elvis Presley, 1956
“When Elvis broke onto the scene in the mid-’50s, he made it cool to be an outsider,” says Zoey Goto, a journalist and author of the book Elvis Style: From Zoot Suits to Jumpsuits. “Ripping up the rulebook, Elvis’s style communicated that it was now okay for guys to wear pink, for white boys to wear zoot suits, and for your wardrobe to differ from your dad’s. Overnight, Elvis radically changed the way that the youth of America dressed itself.”
For the 50 years that followed, rock stars were the world’s style influencers. Each new sound, from glam to mod to punk to metal to grunge, brought a new look and new tribes who clamoured for its key pieces. Subcultures defined themselves in opposition to what came before: punks rejected glam’s sequins and platforms in battered leather and ripped jeans; grunge rejected metal’s studs and leather in second-hand knitwear.
The Small Faces, 1960s
Admittedly, rock music’s immediate fashion influence has waned over the last decade, as menswear has become more risk-taking and guitars have been supplanted at the sharp end of the charts by synths and drum machines. But its legacy endures – so much so that they may as well hand out leather jackets with every Fender Stratocaster.
The Evolution Of Rock Clothing
The Elvis youthquake struck in the ’50s, but by the ’60s, his influence was waning. “The ’50s was the golden era when Elvis had the most direct influence on the man on the street,” says Goto. “Beyond that, although Elvis spent much of the ’60s starring in movies, some of his onscreen outfits still managed to strike a style chord, such as the iconic hibiscus print shirt worn in Blue Hawaii.”
That decade instead belonged to The Beatles, who inspired their fans into Beatle boots, black suits and bowl-like mop tops. By the end of the ’60s, as the band – and rock music more widely – started dabbling in psychedelics, fashion got countercultural, too; military uniforms were ripped-up and repurposed as a statement against America’s involvement in Vietnam, and wearing DIY gear like tie-dye shirts and self-made jewellery marked you out as someone who’d turned on, tuned in and dropped out.
The Beatles, 1963
The death of the decade of peace and love, marked by a Hell’s Angels-organised murder at the Rolling Stones notorious Altamont concert in December 1969, also heralded a fragmenting of the rock landscape. Sounds diverged, and so did style, from the over-the-top glam of Bowie, Slade and T. Rex, to the country-tinged southern rock of Lynyrd Skynyrd and Creedence Clearwater Revival, who signalled their good-ole-boy backgrounds with western shirts, leather vests and the occasional cowboy hat.
The Rolling Stones, 1976
Then came punk, the bomb that blew up how rock music sounded and how it looked. Where glam embraced spectacle, punk was about authenticity, and strove to make music democratic again. It didn’t matter if you couldn’t play your instruments – if you could learn three chords, you could write a punk record.
And if you couldn’t afford proper fashion, so what? Battered jeans, bombproof Dr Martens and a leather jacket would do. Its influence endures today, from the look’s originator, Vivienne Westwood (and all those designers inspired by her) through to Raf Simons’s punk and post-punk fits, or Undercover’s graphic tees.
The Clash, 1977
The ’80s saw pop bands nudge rock out of the mass-fashion conversation, but their ubiquity and uniformity set the scene for grunge – like punk, it clapped back against the mainstream with thrift shop finds that put a countercultural spin on middle-aged favourites like knitted cardigans and checked shirts.
Its impact was immediate (and controversial) when designer Marc Jacobs tapped the look for his 1993 Perry Ellis collection. It got him fired, but also made his name – and inspired grunge’s real fans to decry his high-fashion (and high-priced) versions of their second-hand favourites.
Kurt Cobain, 1993
By the ’90s, rock music’s hegemony was being challenged. Pop was re-ascendant, and rap was frightening mothers in ways that guitar music hadn’t in decades. Though the Britpop wars re-ran the battles of the ’60s between mods and rockers, it was rave and hip-hop that had the most sartorial influence – the decade still looks like either sagged jeans or bucket hats, depending on whether you obsessed over Compton or the Hacienda.
The 2000s provided perhaps rock music’s last big trend, as the (now much regretted) indie boom drove a generation of young, asymmetrically haircutted men into the women’s section of Topshop, where they loaded up on skinny jeans and too-small T-shirts.
Still, though rock’s decades-old signifiers survived – scrawled-on T-shirts, beaten-up denim jacket and Converse that had seen better days still lived in the wardrobes of any man who refused to remove his Reading Festival wristband. And they still abide, even if you haven’t listened to a song with guitars in for the last decade.
Clockwise from top left: Celine AW19, Saint Laurent SS19, Raf Simons AW06, Vivienne Westwood AW19
5 Seminal Rock Looks And How To Wear Them Today
Elvis’s Jailhouse Rock Double-Denim
Okay, so it’s a costume for a film, but inmate Elvis’s jeans, denim jacket and Breton top – arguably the most stylish prison uniform of all time – turned into a case of life imitating art. In the film, Elvis’s performance in a nationally broadcast, jailhouse talent show turns him into a sensation once he gets out.
It turned out to be just as influential in reality, inspiring not just the modern music video, but also the way a generation dressed, by presenting a cleaned-up spin on the battered denim the beatniks had adopted as a uniform.
Elvis, 1957
How To Wear It Today
Double denim never dies. “It’s a timeless look,” says Goto. A few years ago, we’d have advised you update it with a slimmer cut and some differentiation between the shades. Today? Wear it exactly as Elvis did – although maybe swerve the quiff unless you’re actually heading to a costume party.
Mick Jagger’s ’70s Tailoring
Jagger’s been a rock style lodestar since the ’60s, and still wears skinnies and a silk scarf better than almost anyone. But for all the flamboyance, it’s the bad boy edge he brought to grown-up clothes that still resonates (there are not that many opportunities to try a suede jumpsuit offstage after all).
After being busted for possession in 1967, he turned up to court three years later in a trim, tweed double-breasted suit that he wore as nonchalantly as if he were in town to challenge a parking ticket.
Mick Jagger, 1970
How To Wear It Today
Jagger often wore his sensible tailoring over a floral shirt – and that mix of formal and fun is precisely how you should approach your suits today. For every buttoned-up element, add a note of something unexpected, be it chunky trainers, a track top or, like Mick, something silky. It’s the rock and roll way.
David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust Jumpsuits
Before Bowie, rock stars were just people, only more famous – the man on stage was no different from the version you might bump into in the street. Bowie created characters; in the Thin White Duke, Ziggy Stardust or Aladdin Sane, he could move between identities and images, reinventing himself and his music.
Ziggy’s sequined jumpsuits and mane of red hair were arguably his most iconic look, and were revolutionary for the way they challenged gender norms. Today’s androgynous designers and pop stars owe him a debt.
David Bowie, 1973
How To Wear It Today
If Bowie leaves any legacy, it’s about the confidence to wear whatever you damn well please, and to make your wardrobe work for your identity. So if sequins aren’t for you, you can still tap his look in a neutral boiler suit or even dungarees – just add a tee beneath and a jacket on top to turn it into a workwear spin on the tracksuit.
The Ramones Beaten-Up Uniform
The Ramones had a wardrobe that was even simpler than their songs (and there are few things simpler than that). Converse, drainpipe jeans, biker jacket – just swap in whatever T-shirt suits your mood / is clean that day.
Just as punk’s influence never entirely leaves the charts, this archetypal spin on the rock and roll look remains the blueprint for everyone from Anthony Vaccarello at Saint Laurent to Hedi Slimane at Celine. Its beauty lies in both its ease, and its customisability – it’s up to you how blown-out you wear the knees of your jeans, or how battered you like your leather jackets.
The Ramones, 1978
How To Wear It Today
Don’t overcomplicate things. Maybe a little less leg skin on show would be no bad thing, but at heart, this is an outfit that resigns from trends in favour of something timeless. Keep it tight, keep it dark and keep it lived-in.
The Strokes Mid-’00s Ode To Rock Clothing
Some would argue that the Strokes’ skinny jeans and black boots were just a 21st century spin on the Ramones’s template, but we’d ask what’s wrong with that? The proof of its efficacy is in all those photos that lurk in the depths of your Facebook profile – skinny jeans, trucker jackets, Chelsea boots and tees featuring bands you kept meaning to actually listen to (Spotify, how we needed you then).
Albert Hammond Jr and co were also more adventurous than you remember – the odd leopard print shirt, striped blazer or suede jacket would always find its way onto their tour bus.
The Strokes performing in New York, 2004
How To Wear It Today
The Strokes built almost every look around denim, then played with silhouette by mixing up shapes – skinny jeans and boxy blazers, or skinny jeans and cropped Harringtons, or (yes) skinny jeans and loose safari jackets. It’s all about playing with form until you find something that makes simple pieces feel stage-ready.
5 Pieces Of Rock Clothing To Add To Your Wardrobe
The Leather Jacket
This is rock and roll wardrobe 101. The leather jacket comes in thousands of different guises, but you want a Perfecto-style biker jacket that, ideally, doesn’t look brand new. If your allegiances lie with punk, then daub curses on the back. If you’re more grunge, sleep in it for a week. If you’re more Elvis, try it with matching leather trousers.
Black Jeans
A wardrobe building block that, depending on the fit and the degree of brutality you enact upon them, could steer you anywhere from emo to hair metal. Whichever way you go with your black jeans, odds are you want them slim and with at least a couple of cigarette burns in the thigh.
Black Sunglasses
The real show happens backstage. And then, at some point, you wake up and have to face either your fans, your press or your tour manager. Black – very, very black – sunglasses will hide the damage and help you face the daylight without throwing up. Or they’ll at least make you look like you’ve been up to something more interesting than a night in with Netflix.
The Suit
The rock and roll suit is a pick-your-poison option. If you’re a Specials fan, it should be black. If you dig Pulp, then go corduroy. If you’re more Jimi Hendrix, then think Gucci-alike crushed velvet, with optional silk scarf knotted around your neck.
A Pair Of Converse
Converse was the go-to footwear choice for everyone from Dee Dee Ramone to Kurt Cobain, so much so that the original basketball shoe is more famous these days for time spent in the moshpit than on the court. Any style will do, whether you prefer plain white or leopard print, but one truth endures – boxfresh Cons are about as rock and roll as your mum’s Abba LPs.
The waters have been rough for telehealth providers and retail clinics in the past couple years — to know that, one has to look no further than the stock prices of Teladoc and Amwell. Yet, amid this tempestuous sea, industry observers did not expect the crew of Walmart to raise the white flag of defeat on its healthcare effort.
If any company could navigate those choppy waters, many thought it would be Walmart, given how successfully the retailer has maintained its presence in so many parts of the American urban and rural hinterlands. However, on Tuesday, the Arkansas-based retail mainstay announced that it is shuttering Walmart Health division because “there is not a sustainable business model” for the venture to continue. The admission only reinforced the tired but potent cliche – healthcare is hard.
Established in 2019, the division comprises 51 retail primary care clinics across five states and a virtual care business. On Tuesday, Walmart announced that it is shuttering this division because “there is not a sustainable business model” for the venture to continue.
“We understand this change affects lives — the patients who receive care, the associates and providers who deliver care and the communities who supported us along the way. This is a difficult decision, and like others, the challenging reimbursement environment and escalating operating costs create a lack of profitability that make the care business unsustainable for us at this time,” Walmart said in a statement.
Unaffected by this announcement are its nearly 4,600 pharmacies and more than 3,000 vision centers that aren’t part of the Walmart Health division.
Walmart’s decision reflects just how difficult it is to achieve profitability in the primary care and telehealth markets — and how this challenge is being exacerbated by rising healthcare costs, labor shortages and outdated business models.
Will retail entrants ever be successful in their efforts to integrate into healthcare?
Building primary care clinics from scratch has always been a slow and capital-intensive route, pointed out Rebecca Springer, lead private equity analyst at PitchBook.
Looking from a fee-for-service lens, primary care is known to be a low-margin, volume-oriented specialty. If the provider’s goal is to take risk, it requires an “enormous up-front investment” to build a clinic footprint dense enough to really drive down healthcare costs across a population — as well as make sure that the population is large enough to be actuarially sound, Springer explained.
In her view, there are three main questions when it comes to retailers in primary care — the first one being: Will retailers be able to fully integrate and profitably run healthcare assets?
“The jury’s still out on that one,” she said. “It’s not easy, but CVS and Amazon may succeed.”
That may well be true down the road, but the evidence so far doesn’t inspire confidence in that outcome. Amazon threw in the towel on its hybrid primary and urgent care business nearly two years ago. This year, CVS Health has begun shuttering dozens of its pharmacies in Target stores, and Walgreens announced that it will close 160 of its VillageMD primary clinics.
The second question has to do with retail healthcare settings’ ability to support the kind of longitudinal patient relationships needed to succeed in value-based primary care. So far, we haven’t seen much evidence of this at scale, Springer stated.
The final question is whether retail healthcare can actually achieve a more holistic view of the patient by leveraging consumer data — and we’re “nowhere close to answering that one,” according to Springer.
She noted that Walmart’s decision to shutter its healthcare unit aligns with industry trends.
“Scaling back retail care delivery and virtual primary care has become as ‘trendy’ in 2024 as accelerating these offerings was in 2021,” she remarked.
Headwinds can be strong
Healthcare labor costs are increasing drastically, and providers are leaving the industry in droves. These circumstances restrict retailers’ ability to deliver care that is convenient and highly accessible — yet that is their key value proposition for consumers — noted Arielle Trzcinski, a principal analyst at Forrester, in an email sent to MedCity News.
“Administrative burden and costs from health insurers have also increased, with some large health systems dropping major insurers and plans in response,” she added. “Consumers are being left to search for a new provider that is in-network mid-plan year. Retailers that bill insurance are not insulated from these additional issues.”
Additionally, large health systems have more opportunities to unlock profitability in primary care than retailers do.
Primary care is often a loss leader for health systems — but this category serves a critical role as a feeder of patients to specialty care and surgical service lines. Without those higher revenue opportunities, retailers must achieve high levels of adoption and volume to achieve profitability, Trzcinski explained.
Clearly that didn’t happen at Walmart Health.
Another healthcare analyst — Kate Festle, a partner in West Monroe’s healthcare M&A group — pointed out that retail clinics tend to follow an encounter-centric model where patient interactions with the clinician are confined to the visit.
That model can work among healthy populations, but it is less effective for chronic condition management that requires higher-touch, asynchronous communication between visits, Festle said.
“Investment in care coordination technologies is possible but expensive — representing another cost dilemma for retailers focused on margin expansion,” she remarked.
Primary care and telehealth are unforgiving markets
Similarly to the retail healthcare market, the telehealth market hasn’t fared very well this year. Just a week ago, Optum disclosed its plans to shut down its virtual care unit. And two of the country’s largest telehealth providers — Teladoc Health and Amwell — have both enacted major rounds of layoffs this year.
These events, along with the Walmart news, reflect the realities of the total addressable market for telehealth, which is “effectively zero,” said Sanjula Jain, Trilliant Health’s chief research officer.
“Healthcare operators tend to adopt the ‘if we build it, they will come’ mentality but that has not panned out when it comes to telehealth utilization,” she declared.
Companies that want to enter the healthcare delivery market need to know that facilitating access does not guarantee adoption, Jain added. She noted that this false notion is why we continue to see supply exceed demand.
According to the fundamentals of economics, prices get lower when supply exceeds demand. In some instances, lower prices can create more demand — but that has not proven to be the case in the telehealth market, Jain pointed out.
Old models simply don’t work
Admitting that Walmart’s business model is not sustainable underscores a larger issue plaguing the U.S. healthcare system, said Monica Cepak, CEO of Wisp, a telehealth provider that offers upfront pricing instead of working with insurers.
“Walmart shuttering its in-store clinics and discontinuing its telehealth program emphasizes the challenging reimbursement environment and escalating operating costs many healthcare providers are struggling with today,” she stated. In doing this, Walmart is loudly saying that these existing business models are not profitable.”
Ashok Subramanian — CEO of Centivo, a health plan for self-funded employers — sees things differently.
To him, the main takeaway from Walmart Health’s shutdown is that companies need to stop attempting to layer new solutions on top of the existing system. This approach will never be an effective way to deliver coordinated care or truly improve access, he wrote in an email.
“Walmart highlighted a ‘broken business’ model as the reason for closing its brick-and-mortar and virtual care services. What is actually broken is the entire model of financing uncoordinated, fragmented healthcare services at uneven prices with no correlation to quality,” he explained.
What does this mean for the future of retail healthcare?
Going forward, large retailers will likely start thinking about their role in healthcare in a much more employer-focused manner, predicted Springer of Pitchbook.
Just as retail interest in primary care clinics helped drive investment in the space a few years ago, she thinks there will soon be growing investment in employer-facing solutions for primary care, chronic condition management and benefits navigation.
“[Employers] have national, diverse employee populations, and like all, employers are facing rising healthcare costs. If you can solve it for your employees, maybe you can roll it out to other employers too. This is the direction Amazon seems to be taking, and Walmart also has a nationwide program for its employees with Included Health that has seen some early success,” Springer remarked.
Included Health is a benefits navigation startup that sells its platform to employers. Robin Glass, the company’s president, wrote in an email that she doesn’t think the Walmart news represents a bad moment for telehealth or primary care providers. Instead, she thinks the news is “a clear signal of an appetite to clear the way for a new chapter of modern healthcare.”
Ideally, this new era will be characterized by less commodity solutions and a deeper focus on longitudinal support for patients, Glass wrote.
“This is good news for consumers, clinicians and for companies like us who’ve been building a more robust and holistic modern healthcare experience -— one that goes beyond being convenient and transactional to highly personalized and seamlessly connected to all of healthcare’s highest-quality resources and settings.”
Another healthcare leader — Derek Streat, CEO of DexCare, a startup offering health systems a platform to help them coordinate and manage digital care — noted that the Walmart news is a cautionary tale of the complexities that affect the country’s “fragile” healthcare system.
This delicate system will be pressure tested as more people live with chronic conditions, physician burnout reaches crisis levels, more Americans reach the age of 65, Streat explained.
To get ahead of these challenges, healthcare providers must move away from a fragmented view of care and toward a predicted model, he declared. This approach must be backed by technology that can manage how, when and where care is accessed, he added.
“The fact that Walmart, atop the Fortune 100, cannot make a buck in healthcare should be a wakeup call for the industry at large. The hurdle is not technology, but changing how we operate,” Streat said.
The best 7-inch inseam shorts expose just the right amount of leg to cool your crotch but cover enough to keep your modesty intact. They fall between the knee scraping 9-inch inseams and the thigh riding 5-inch inseams. The best 7-inch inseam shorts prove you’re confident enough to show off your legs, and what’s more masculine than confidence? Aside from maybe a bountiful, boisterous beard, nothing.
Men’s shorts have been relevant for years now, meaning you have many buying options, from gym attire to business casual. Countless choices also mean it’s tough to know what’s amazing and what’s meh.
Lucky for you, I have tirelessly sifted through all the best men’s 7-inch inseam shorts the internet has to offer and picked out the best of the best. Check them out, order your favorites, and rest easy.
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Chubbies was holding it down for men’s 7-inch inseam shorts even during the dark days of the uber-baggy 90s. Chubbies has been short-short heroes for decades, and these bad boys are their star performers.
The 3% spandex makes these shorts the ultimate pair for comfort and versatility. They’d look at home on the golf course, kill at brunch, and still make it home in time for Sunday night football. All that, and they come in half a dozen color staples like khaki, navy blue, gray, and black.
They all have silly names like “The Dark N’ Stormies” and “The Khakinators” (come on, Chubbies), but that never stops us from recommending these elevated chinos to anyone who asks.
There is no denying Vuori’s Banks shorts are the star of the 7-inch inseam shorts in the athleisure scene. Not only does the breathable, quick-drying recycled polyester make them a workout essential, but loungewear lovers will greet them with open arms thanks to their insane level of comfort.
These shorts contain at least four bottles worth of recycled polyester and have deodorizers to mitigate gym-time sac stank. With 18 different colors and patterns to boot, you’re almost guaranteed to find one you love. Maybe buy a few, though, because you might never want to take them off.
J. Crew is another fashion hot-shot that added elastane to transform their old lines. These aren’t just khakis anymore; they’re stretch khakis. That stretchiness makes these shorts so much comfier.
J. Crew has long been a preppy wardrobe staple, and these stretch khakis look to expand on that. These stretchy shorts are perfect for business casual days, a trip to the bar, or a quick gym trip in a pinch. We wouldn’t go running for hours in them, but they at least give your legs the range of movement they need to get in some squats.
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Sensible fashionistas adopted the most practical piece of clothing there is from the military – cargos. Now that they’re cool again, you no longer have to bother a purse-wearing significant other or leave extras at home. You’re good as long as your pockets don’t look like chipmunk cheeks.
They market this pair as fishing shorts (probably because they can fit a “beverage” in the front pockets), but you can wear cargos anywhere. Add a bucket hat with these cargos to go full-fisherman and enjoy the peak of summer fashion; hot dad chic.
For other looks like this, check out more of our favorite cargo shorts.
Mesh shorts are a must for any closet, and Uniqlo makes one of the best. Their ultra-stretch active shorts DRY-EX technology isn’t just a marketing buzzword. It works incredibly well and keeps your shorts from becoming a horrendous ball-sauna mid-workout.
The days of workout clothes being frowned upon in public are over (at least covid gave us something good), and these are the perfect shorts to take advantage of that. They don’t look like mesh basketball shorts at first glance, and that’s the beauty. They look good enough to wear almost anywhere – calling them business casual pushes it.
It shouldn’t surprise anyone that Nike took the prize for best running shorts. They’ve been Twitter’s favorite shorts for a few years, and it looks like that will repeat for years to come.
This specific Nike short is particularly worthwhile.
These running shorts come in bright neons and have reflective bars, which are valuable features for dusk and dawn runners. They also have a liner that keeps your junk in place on long runs; it won’t be bouncing about on every stride anymore. The liner is comfy, too; it won’t feel like you’re wearing your childhood bathing suit.
Stretch chinos are the new masters of multi-tasking. Like the Chubbies that won the overall best shorts, the 2% spandex construction is vital. The bit of flexible freedom opens things up for these chinos, yet they feel just as strong and soft as a 100% cotton pair.
These men’s 7-inch inseam shorts function well and look great anywhere. They’re perfect for Fridays at the office, and if you forget your gym shorts, the spandex lets you take these out for a workout or biking session. The main difference between these and the Chubbies is that these aren’t quite as comfy (they are cheaper, though).
Jorts have long been infamous in the men’s fashion world, but as of 2021, they’ve made a comeback. Not only is Levi’s an old staple, but they last forever. They might be divisive, but you’ll look undeniably confident by rocking a look many people are scared to touch. A Canadian tuxedo will only amplify that.
Levi’s has been making the best denim for over 150 years, so they’re our go-to. Plus, legend has it that every time a guy buys his first cut-off jorts, John Cena lands a new acting role. Now that’s something worth fighting for.
If you’re the type who usually flees from in-house department store clothes, now might be the time to fold. Goodthreads hybrid shorts are cheap as hell, but there’s a lot more to love than the price.
Amazon’s fashion is finally worth buying. They’ve added the handful of elastane that’s become a comfort staple, they’re made from quick-drying woven nylon, and they come in nearly a dozen beautiful block colors and patterns. Basically, you can wear them everywhere, from backyard barbecues to city strolls.
For good reason, Tommy Hilfiger is one of the most beloved names in the fashion world. Their best 7-inch inseam shorts stay true to the ever-important trifecta of looks, comfort, and quality, and these swim trunks fall right in line.
Hilfigers are among the cushiest swim trunks we’ve ever worn. Also, the US flag colors don’t dominate them like Tommy tends to love. These trunks are a must-have for guys who love fun pattern options and want threads that will last.
Style is the most important thing to consider when shopping for a new pair of men’s 7-inch inseam shorts. What’s the best way to find the proper styles for you? Measure your inseam, scroll back up and read through to find out, and be sure to check our guide to “the best men’s shorts” for more wardrobe help.
Material
The right material can mean the difference between true swamp-ass and a slightly damp bottom. Cotton is classic and makes for cozy clothing, and most companies are opting to add a little elasticity.
What it really comes down to is preference and utility. You shouldn’t use khakis as gym shorts; save those for work. And you won’t be wearing mesh to chat with your boss. If you need any more help, our guide above should have you covered.
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Brand
When you don’t feel like window shopping for hours, sometimes it’s tempting to go back to your favorite brands. You can always count on sites like Chubbies, J. Crew, and Uniqlo (among others) for the best of the best shorts, no matter what inseam length you need.
But if you are into window shopping, maybe try some newer names. There are plenty of amazing brands like Vuori and Goodthreads flying under the radar, so be open-minded.
FAQ
This answer might shock you, but mens 7 inch inseam shorts are (gasp) 7 inches. Yes, you read that right. It’s 7 inches from the crotch’s end to the opening of the pant leg. That’s what gives them their name. The same rule goes for 5 inch and 9 inch inseam shorts.
7 inch inseam shorts are a safer alternative to the (arguably) trendier 5 inch inseam shorts. This inseam length is great for tall guys who want to show lots of leg, and more conservative men not sold on the shortest of shorts will be happy taking baby steps with this length.
If you don’t want damn near your whole thigh showing but want to stay looking like the cool kids, 7 inch inseam shorts might be for you.
For a length description, see the previous question.
Height
When styling 7 inch inseam shorts, your height is the first thing to consider. Should you even be wearing 7” inseams? This length is perfect for tall guys who want to flaunt their goods and average height guys (5’ 9” in the USA) who want a trendy look with a little more coverage than 5 inch inseams provide. You should probably avoid this length if you’re under 5’ 5”. If not, you’ll look like you’re on your way to a 2002 Limp Bizkit show.
Thickness
Fit is next, so make sure you aren’t buying shorts that make you look like a toddler raiding his dad’s closet. Big and baggy is the cardinal sin of shorts these days. Think Kevin Smith any time you’ve ever seen him. If you have thinner legs, go for a slim fit. Thicker guys will want a “classic” or “relaxed” style.
Shoes
Loafers are about as formal as you should go to avoid looking like a confused yacht-club dad. Remember that the laid-back nature of shorts makes them look absurd with anything too dressy. And please, don’t wear socks with those loafers.
Sandals are great for keeping cool and always work with men’s 7 inch inseam shorts. Adding socks can be a great addition. No, you didn’t slip into a parallel universe. The great lock-down of 2020 flipped the fashion world upside down, and socks with sandals have been gaining traction ever since. Tall socks with sandals look great and can help fight the evening chill of spring and summer. Plus, you can get some pretty impressive patterns.
If you’re wearing sneakers, stick to no-show or ankle socks. That way, you won’t overheat your lower half.
Tops
Tops are pretty versatile, but again, dress down. Patterned button-downs with non-patterned shorts are popular right now, and you’ll always look snazzy wearing a combo of block color t-shirts and shorts. Just make sure not to wear battling patterns on top and bottom (i.e., plaid shorts with a striped top, etc…); duos like that are hard-pressed to ever be in style.
Pepper Bio’s drug-hunting efforts have turned up its first clinical-stage drug candidate, but not by discovering a novel molecule in its labs. Instead, the startup’s proprietary technology found another company’s shelved breast and lung cancer drug also shows promise for treating cancer of the liver.
Boston-based Pepper is acquiring rights to the G1 Therapeutics drug, lerociclib, under an agreement announced Wednesday. The deal covers all indications, except for the radioprotective applications that are a focus of Research Triangle Park, North Carolina-based G1.
Lerociclib is a small molecule designed to block the cancer-driving proteins CDK and CD6. G1 has already commercialized a CDK4/6 inhibitor, Cosela. Blocking these proteins has the effect of shielding bone marrow, protecting it from adverse effects that limit the use of chemotherapy. In 2021, the FDA approved Cosela, which is administered intravenously prior to chemotherapy in the treatment of extensive-stage small cell lung cancer.
Lerociclib is an oral CDK4/6 inhibitor that G1 designed to offer potential dosing and safety advantages over currently approved CDK4/6 inhibitors, such as Pfizer’s Ibrance and Novartis’s Kisqali. Under G1, lerociclib generated positive Phase 1/2 clinical data in ER positive, HER2 negative breast cancer. But the company decided against pursuing further development of the molecule and instead looked for a partner to take it on.
In 2020, China-based Genor Biopharma acquired rights to lerociclib in Australia and certain Asian countries. The agreement covers the development of the drug for all indications in those regions. According to G1 regulatory filings, Genor paid G1 $6 million up front. Soon after, G1 reached a separate agreement with EQRx, which paid the company $20 million up front for lerociclib’s rights in most of the rest of the world. But after EQRx was acquired by Revolution Medicines in an all-stock deal last year, EQRx gave G1 notice it would terminate the license agreement.
Pepper Bio has described its platform technology as “a Google maps for drug discovery.” The platform takes in a variety of “-omics” data—genomics, proteomics, phosphoproteomics, and transcriptomics. These “trans-omics” data create a full and comprehensive picture of the biology of disease, which in turn guides the company’s efforts to find drugs to treat it. Pepper Bio said its technology identified CDK4/6 as potentially important targets for treating hepatocellular carcinoma, the most common type of liver cancer. The company said it then tested lerociclib in animals, yielding results that showed superior efficacy over standard liver cancer treatments during and after dosing.
Pepper Bio’s deal with G1 gives the startup all rights to lerociclib, excluding the regions already licensed to Genor. G1 and Pepper Bio said the upfront payments are in the single-digit millions, which is less than EQRx had paid. Pepper Bio’s agreement makes it responsible for a maximum $135 million in milestone payments, depending on the drug’s progress in up to three indications. If Pepper Bio can commercialize the drug, it would owe G1 royalties from sales.
The Pepper Bio pipeline already has a liver cancer drug candidate. PEP001 is in preclinical development for hepatocellular carcinoma driven by the Myc oncogene. Two additional programs are in development for diffuse large B-cell lymphoma. A fourth program is in preclinical development for solid tumors.
“Lerociclib holds tremendous promise as a cornerstone of our oncology portfolio, and we are excited to leverage its potential to bring life-saving treatments to those in need,” Pepper Bio co-founder and CEO Jon Hu said in a prepared statement.
Pepper Bio launched in 2021. Last November, the company announced a $6.5 million seed financing that was led by NFX.
